Sunday, May 7, 2006

Kidney Problems And Heart Palpatations

Weekly World News: the only reliable newspaper

Yesterday I had to buy me an absolute quality newspaper: Weekly World News: The world's only reliable newspaper
can compare this journalistic masterpiece with the coupe ( only without pictures of naked women) or with extremely good reports from the picture.
A brief view of some articles:
  • baby is a human magnet ... his parents have it exactly that is begotten of the south magnetic pole and now it attracts metals ...
  • secret predictions of Nostradmus' daughter Annette
  • New Sport: Horse riding on giant sea horse in the deep sea
  • Killer Rain: Scientists at the Pentagon have created a rain, the drops weighs 1 pound and hence prevent the opponent
  • Berserker pony rides with girls from 3 countries, just before it spins it changes color several times revive
  • Aliens dead in order to attack humanity with a larger army (2 policemen hiding behind a bush sat with guns drawn, are witnesses)
  • invents woman "real" flying saucers, namely gear that no longer falls down because it enables the Gravity works against
  • scientists a radio message from aliens have received: this includes a Complaint that they would not travel to UFO (unidentified flying objects), but in lavs (Licensed Alien Vehicles), as in the rest of the universe, its already known
  • and at the end of the Pops: Scientists have found that the Washington Monument ( the obelisk in the photo, a few in entries before) in reality is only the toothpick of a giant Swiss army pocket knife that Switzerland has given America. Underground has been discovered also the corkscrew and knife ...
The next edition of the paper I will definitely buy again for $ 3. Just imagine what would happen if I did not get this information.

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