tends Great strides in this decade to a close. Now is the time ripe for a review of the special kind: What were the worst, most terrible and most annoying films of the past ten years? Several weeks ago I tortured myself with pondering and a DIN-A 4-page scribbled with potential candidates. Then, the inner casting together nominate, vote and recall. But now they are fixed! In the coming days I will show you by and by the winners. Today we start off with the points 10 to 8 I have omitted
horror movies. Who before the tin man from the Wizard of Oz afraid, is not a good reference for horror movies. Second, the films of Uwe Boll. There are two reasons. First, the list was already full, and on the other hand, I admire the man, somehow, on ne strange way ...
What remains are still enough.
10th Please! What is a title: Quantum of Solance / Quantum of Solace (2008)? I did not get it: What has James Bond to do with "comfort"? Thank you, dear producer team that is James Bond now finally arrived in the girls' ...
bad it went on. Serve with two words: Mathieu Almaric. If your asking yourself now, huh, who was that? He was the "evil" counterparts. Somewhat paler and looser lust like this Bondantipode Dominic Greene I've come not for a long time. Why are not people like Goldfinger, Le Chiffre Skaramanga or more? Can we not nowadays several minutes stroking a cat? James Bond is so in the 21 Century arrived. Aha. Then there are the rare moments when I wish my back Vergangeheit, even when (as in Moonraker) was only one answer to Star Wars.
this Bond has lost his sense of humor also. Was that the infinitely long and boring camera pans over the audience at the Bregenz Festival? Or was not meant funny? Sorry, this Bond was for me only a primitive Berserker without any added value, there was even Milchbubi Matt Damon as Bourne is the better action hero. It was fortunate that he was with 106 minutes, the shortest Bond film of all time.
9th The last decade film has distinguished himself mainly with one: his sequel / prequel / spin-off mania . Perhaps the audience yearn for familiar, for stories whose main characters they already know and do not have to worry that one of them dies. Who knows. Which has proved one thing: In many cases, they were so damn unnecessary as Dominic Greene (see item 10). Example? The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions . Undoubtedly laid the first part of the bar for special effects and martial arts higher. Nevertheless, my pseudo-philosophical babble was quite on my nerves. As questions are raised, which makes the human race for thousands of years, and as a completely new markets. In the two sequels was thrown together just everything well shaken and presented again. And again marketed.
were equally unnecessary sequels to the Blade . The first part is dominated by its sleek aesthetic and yet violence. In the second and the third part, it just was too much or too little innovation. The exponentiation of good qualities does not make better movies, much more they end up in boredom. And Ryan Reynolds does not as a vampire hunter or as Dead Pool ...
Also on pirate I could do without. Seriously. I do not even want to think about how much valuable time Orlando Bloom has stolen me. He and his Companions, "I do Men's dreams come true "-Jerry Bruckheimer and Gore Verbinski. I still have not understood how to work something without substance ( Pirates of the Caribbean in all stripes) first three films of time can, and secondly to further sequels like the planned fourth part of lead could ...
8th When you've bored the last time you really so much so that only a visit to the dentist was able to solve the lock-jaw from yawning exactly?? at Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): Ballistic actually based on a computer game - and has so far never been around anything good
No wonder Ballistic. the only movie that has received at Rotten Tomatoes a smooth zero-percent rating . 107 reviews, and all have nothing good to the agent film. Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas, one can only recall one thing: Have you no honor? No pride? I hope the two have learned something from this: First: Read the scripts and your contracts. Second: Throw out your agent.
And what has he learned inclined audience? That it is unbearable to watch actors, whose characters develop at all between continuous explosions. And that it is actually trash films that do not make fun ...
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